I know i have been a little “24 happy” recently, but it’s only because its the best show on TV. Well i just got this in an e-mail and i couldn’t help but share it with all of you

- The reason why terrorists attacked New York City was because Jack
Bauer was in LA.
- You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
- Jack Bauer let the dogs out.
- If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and
he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.
- Every time you masturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not beacuase
you masurbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.
- If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your
life.
- Colin Farrell smokes a pack of cigarettes a day. Jack Bauer smokes a
pack of terrorists anytime he feels like it.
- Deaf people listen to Jack bauer.
- Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer
killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
- Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real
fact.
- Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.
- Jack Bauer cannot stick his elbow in his ear, but he can stick your
elbow in your ear.
- Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next
half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
- 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair
fight.
- Osama bin Laden’s recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him
finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
- Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack
Bauer.
- If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
- Jack Bauer’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second
favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
- Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was
shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
- Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
- If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a
bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
- Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
- The quickest way to a man’s heart is through Jack Bauer’s gun.
- Jack Bauer once told God he needed access, the event has since been
referred to as “The Big Bang.”
- Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right
now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
- When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
- When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists.
Jack Bauer frigging hates lemonade.
- Did you know there was a national disaster last night while you were
sleeping? Of course you didn’t, Jack Bauer was on duty.
- When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack
Bauer.
- Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

And if you watch the show, you can’t help but realize its all true!!